belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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