Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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