IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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