The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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