What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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