I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
