I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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