Who wears a wallet chain?!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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