and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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