i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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