I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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