On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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