she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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