I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you didnt know i had herpes?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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