also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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