Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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