GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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