I just cut my nipple shaving
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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