I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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