Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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