Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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