DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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