Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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