I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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