I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I did not marry a roomba.
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