arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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