I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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