Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
whose parrot is this?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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