Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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