Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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