I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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