last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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