Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
only if we run a train.
done.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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