Me. At least after what I've been through.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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