Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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