This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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