the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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