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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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