im having a threesome with these popsicles
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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