You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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