I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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