There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
how does that bad decision feel?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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