Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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