Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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