i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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