Fuck appropriateness.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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