is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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