Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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