I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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