Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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