I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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