At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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