I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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