My boss' voice literally gives me gas
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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