in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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