I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
